| Cashier: | That'll be $17.67 |
| Me: | *hands over $20* |
| Mom: | I HAVE THE 67 CENTS |
| police: | *knock knock* |
| me: | whos there |
| police: | theres been an accident |
| me: | theres been an accident who |
Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?
Reblog every time
I love this so much
I’m not even in this fandom
(Source: cursedcrossofthedragon, via crrocs)
The Amazing Underwater Forest of Lake Kaindy
What makes Lake Kaindy truly remarkable is that it contains an underwater forest. Visible on the lakes surface are the tall, dried-out tops of submerged Spruce trees that rise above the water’s surface like the masts of sunken ships. They are the only sign of the amazing frozen forest below the water’s surface.
The water is so cold (even in summer the temperature does not exceed 6 degrees) that the pine needles remain on the trees, even after a hundred years of being submerged. During the winter, the lake freezes and becomes a popular spot for ice diving.
The lake is 400 meters long and is located in Kazakhstan’s portion of the Tian Shan Mountains, about 129 km from the city of Almaty. The lake was created after an earthquake in 1911 triggered a large landslide blocking the gorge and forming a natural dam.
(via death-eater-number-one)
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
(via standupandkeepgoing)
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
(via sacaswagea)
| computer: | whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR |
| me: | shh it's ok |
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
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| Tumblr app: | I'm done loading |
| Me: | but what about all these blank pictures and gifs |
| Tumblr app: | did I fucking stutter |